Because I’m just so goddamn funny.
“All French people are pussies!” “I’m eating!” “I mean you have one!” “You clean it everyday.” - Guy at our lunch table, Lashawn, different guy at the lunch table
“You know, I was just staring at Melissa eating and I noticed how beautiful she is.” - Guy at the lunch table <3
“You’ve gotten increasingly pretty since I’ve known you. Like before, you were pretty, then you got prettier and prettier. Now out of 10 you’re a 12.” - Brittany <3
“I want a shirt that says ‘up dog’ so people….” “WHAT’S UP DOG?!?!” - Me and Allison
OoOoOo, I want to do this.
Like this and I’ll leave something in your ask box.
Because I love you all.